May 21, 2008

Kelly Clarkson!

Today’s chest hair news: Harry Ford has his chest waxed as a public service announcement to highlight the (supposed) effects of defolliclization, er, deforestation, on (alleged) global warming.

As a service to the Archdiocese, I think I’m going to have the cellulite suctioned out of my butt to highlight the importance of removing the fatty deposits of dissent around here. Just a thought…


Blogger swissmiss said...

I'm right there with you! Maybe we could even get people to pledge money for each pound (not for trips to Europe, Mr. Nelson), to start a fund to fix the crumbling Cathedral. It would be great to be less, I mean, have less, of an a**

May 21, 2008 3:47 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I could sign up for that.

May 21, 2008 4:12 PM  
Blogger Tom in Vegas said...

That's a heck of a thought, Cathy:0)

I like Kelly Clarkson. Cute girl, although a little young for me.

May 21, 2008 4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm...a tummy tuck WOULD decrease my carbon footprint somehow. You're on to something Cath!


May 21, 2008 5:53 PM  
Blogger Cathy_of_Alex said...

Lisa: I did not think of the carbon footprint angle. You are SO green. :-)

Swissy: I think the Cathedral could be almost entirely fixed if I did that! Hmmmm...Maybe I should call Father Johnson?

May 21, 2008 7:46 PM  
Blogger Terry Nelson said...

I'm too drunk to figure this out.

May 21, 2008 9:44 PM  
Blogger ignorant redneck said...


I'm kinda skinny, in the trunk dept. But, I can drink lots of beer, as a public service announcement about how bio fuel ethanol is eroding the food supply!

BTW--who's kelly clarkson?

May 22, 2008 11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, having "cellulite suctioned out of my butt" why not?--I'll join you! We can always donate the cells to science for research.

May 23, 2008 7:12 PM  

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