January 15, 2011

Worst Blog That Should Never Be Updated

I'm still here! Isn't that a showtune? Anyway, I'm sorry, all 5 of my regular readers, that I've been scarce but I'm working 12-14 hours/day on a big project at work. I decided NOT to work this weekend-yeah! So, here I am. To my haters, yes, I'm still alive-lol

So, it's blog award season. The inevitable dramas, tears, threats, coercions, supposedly subtle reminders, and bribery will come soon. Note to LarryD: Bombay Sapphire Gin this year, ok, hon, thanks!

I want to state that I think Swissmiss' blatant effort at capturing "Best Blog That Should Be Updated More Often" at Crescat's Awards again this year is shameless and shocking. I know Swissy's still online (over at Plurk and Facebook) so deliberately not updating her blog since September is nothing less than outrageous.

Is the Epiphany over yet? I'm so confused by the dual calenders but that's ok since I usually barely know what time it is anyway. I was even late for Adoration the other day. I was working away and, oh crap, the Lord is waiting for me-gotta go! I think the Lord is usually waiting for me which is an occasion of sadness for me. Actually, I'm not sure He's always waiting for me so much as wondering where I am.

Speaking of the Epiphany. Did you know that is the only time in history that three guys took a road trip together and:

a) did not bring a case of beer
b) did not stop for directions and still managed to find the place they were going

It is for the two documented reasons above that the three guys are called the "Three Wise Men". They were given this title by the Evangelists who were all men and never wasted a moment to make men look good! This feminist exegesis moment has been brought to you by the Leadership Council of Women Religious (LCWR).

I was writing with my buddy, Bede, recently and Bede thinks 2011 would be as fine a time as any to attend her first ever Latin Mass. I put my dunce hat on and recommended she ease into it by first attending an English Novus Ordo ad orientem as that liturgical east (facing away from the people, yeah, yeah) posture can be disconcerting at first. Bede reminded me that the modern experience of "church in the round" means Father may be facing away from you anyway if you get their late and sit on the "wrong side"

Further evidence that I learn more from our converted brothers and sisters than anyone could ever learn from a revert like me.

I carried it a step further, in my mind, by recollecting that if a liturgical dancer's banner or smoke pot is blocking your view of the altar and Father anyway why in the world are people so threatened and scared by ad orientem?

So, that's all for now, kitties! Remember to vote for me in the "Blogger Who Is Most Likely Intoxicated" category! Love ya!


Blogger belinda said...

Oh the nerve Miss Cathy, working and trying to survive while we wait for another post!

God bless you dear.

January 15, 2011 3:54 PM  
Blogger Angela Messenger said...

The liturgical dancers smoke pot?! Say what?!

Sorry - could not resist!

January 15, 2011 6:22 PM  
Blogger Cathy_of_Alex said...

Angela: No doubt that's the case in L.A.! LOL

January 15, 2011 7:06 PM  
Blogger Terry Nelson said...

Was I linked to in this? I think not! Larry is mental you know, and I'm sticking to that story.

So anyway - what was this about?


January 15, 2011 9:22 PM  
Blogger belinda said...

(whispered in hushed tones.... That IS the case in L.A.;)

There are a lot worse things in L.A. - like being stuck in a hotel with Charlie Sheen .... What's the emoticon for horror?!

January 17, 2011 7:30 PM  
Blogger LarryD said...

Cathy - how many bottles?

Terry - takes one to know one, pal! lol

January 19, 2011 6:50 AM  
Blogger Vincenzo said...

"I want to state that I think Swissmiss' blatant effort at capturing 'Best Blog That Should Be Updated More Often' at Crescat's Awards again this year is shameless and shocking."

She definitely has it locked up.

January 20, 2011 8:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A good example of societal decay and how the gods manage their culpability is birth defects. In the past the gods occassionally punished people by divinely creating birth defects in the womb. Now, with the advent of biotechnology, they tempt the mother with "earning" and compell her to take a substance in utero which deforms the fetus, dispelling the gods of blame and future obligation to the victim. Incidentally, they use liberal policies to pay for these individuals, ensuring a lifetime wasted, for they have no hope for progress. Too often in the past they were mercifully killed and brought back without this handicap, allowing them opportunity to resume their journey of ascention into heaven.
The gods are washing their hands of culpability.
The gods are washing their hands of Planet Earth.

The gods manufactured the tactic of the Holocaust to accomplish the goals they planned.
I am of the opinion the gods would have interviened in its absence, illustrating their claims of being good, and established "old world" dictatorship control at the dawn of mankind's mass moral deterioration. Purely speculation, I conceed, and a total waste of time which distracts from important work we are all responsible for, but even without the Holocaust the gods would have manufactured something that would allow them to manage their culpability and justify their lack of divine intervention. After all, we all abide by their chronology.

Another feature which the Gods offer as a clue is very foreboading and ominous. Mt. Zion is a mountain to the north of Diablo (the eye of The Beast) and one which has a working quarry at its base. Consistant with the decay we experience in society, Mt. Zion is being eaten away, slowly stripped of its resources, until one day paradise will be gone forever.

Whimsical management=Unstable pathology:::
*2006 Hawaii-Jewelry
*Chile-crappy fruit
I'm sure you got some excuse. Just like Mustang Ranch.
You've compromised your integrity so hard you no longer deserve the label "gods".

The gods used the Italians to ruin life in the 20th century.
The gods used the Italians to ruin life in A.D..
"The West Bank, where the end of the world will begin."
And they were reincarnated into the ghetto to be punished as crack babies and in drive-by shootings, ironically poetic justice for inflicting these horrors on their hated enemies.
On their brothers.

i don't care if you did escape the last Big Bang.
The last 10,000,000,000 Big Bangs.
I would systematically exterminate your kind for exploiting me like you did.
You would be clone hosted so I could kill you over and over.
I would burn you at the stake so often you would beg me to let you die.
"You deserved it." Considering how you pushed me into all my offenses I suspect it was no different in a prior life.
Fuck you.

They share that some have expressed their concern about their behavior:::They destroyed my life they and are doing to much and have crossed the line.
I'm sure they got some excuse.
They did shit like poker, Eminem and Mustang Ranch for a reason.

January 25, 2011 4:53 PM  
Blogger LarryD said...

Whoa...what the heck is that last comment all about????

January 26, 2011 6:41 AM  
Blogger belinda said...

Mr."D", That last sentence is called - "Pushin' God" and fools do it all the time.
Now cover your gentle ears. :)
1) There's only one God. One in three actually, The father, his son Jesus and the Holy Spirit. No others, nope not a one. Satan likes to pretend he's God and he may use many forms to perpetuate his fraud but in reality there's only one.
2) Have you considered birth defects as something that MAY be caused by man and not by God. Environmental pollutants, etc.. Sometimes even when everything goes right a child may still be handicapped and even in those situations these CHILDREN ARE STILL A GIFT and to be welcomed into our families as Christ has welcomed you to his.
3) We reject mercy killing and no matter how big of a dumb ass or a burden you might be.
4) Our God didn't wash his hands of us but Pontius Pilate washed his.
5) People without love and compassion for their fellow man killed other people in the Holocaust. Our one true God didn't kill 6-8 million people - people did.
6) The Nazis's manufactured the holocaust with blue prints and ideas stemming from the
AMERICAN eugenics movement
7) If it weren't for Gods constant "divine intervention" on our behalf, you and I would be toast by now.
8) Satan and his minions are doing the things which you blame God for.
9) Tuscon has waffles?! Mail some to Vincenzo! I'm off to Hawaii for the Jewelery.
10) God uses Italians? Yeah, he uses anybody who wants to serve him. Even Italians.
call your primary care physician today.

January 26, 2011 8:56 AM  
Blogger swissmiss said...

I'm working hard to earn the blog honor. It's like an air plant, it thrives on neglect.

Did someone mention waffles?

February 04, 2011 9:31 AM  

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