Bring Home the Bacon (To Me!)
I'm thinking of opening a type of pay pal account that involves sending me bacon rather than cash or coffee whenever you click on a sidebar link. As I have about 4 readers left, no one should worry about hundreds of pigs being sacrificed to me.
Every time you click on the bacon icon, some unknown person with a few bucks somewhere, will mysteriously contribute to my planned super duper top secret Catholic campground in the mountains of North Dakota. The community will be modeled upon the rule of "SYS" or "Save Your Self!"
Note: No bottles of gin were harmed in the composition of this post!