Cathy's Predictions for 2010
Gentle Reader: Why not? I did not bother to link to the blogging folks that I mention below. You know who they are. You know who YOU are! You know that I know who you are! Well, I hope you do. Someone help Tom, ok, please? Thanks.
*Argent will go to Rome and make me insane with jealousy. I will spend one month in a straight jacket! (maybe I'll lose some weight if they cinch it tight!)
*Angela will draw names for A NEW CAR!!!! and her son, serving in Afghanistan, will be safe.
*Ray will win the new car that Angela drew! Unfortunately, he has no money to go pick it up, so blogdom takes up a collection for him to go get it and bring it back!
*Terry will release a disco album with backup vocals by Digi, Crez and Tara!!! It will break all download records on it's first day of release!!! Regrettably, Terry forgets to work out any kind of deal where he and his talented trio of lovelies earn a royalty for every download. So, basically, they are all hosed. Digi, Crez and Tara sue Terry and it's aired on CourtTV. Crez receives 30 proposals of marriage within the first 24 hours of air. She tells all of them, affectionately, to go straight to H---! Terry and the ladies decide the money is not worth their friendship and decide to go camping together. But, at the last minute, Terry decides not to go. Regrettably, he had the tent so it rains and the ladies get all soaked and here we are again!
*I do a post with a major doctinal error in it and Adoro will not say anything!!!!
*LarryD and Caveman will retake the Holy Land!
*Toby decides to be a good boy and Tom will not know what to do with his extra time!
*Christine S will pray at the abortuary every Saturday and it will CLOSE! Thanks Be to God!
*John Paul Sonnen will FINALLY admit that he lives about 30 miles outside of Rome in a basement efficiency, wears off-the-rack, has not been to a Papal Mass for 3 years and has a job sweeping the streets!!!
*Adrienne will come to the Twin Cities and we will eat at Mancini's!!!
*Father Z will return to town and pretend he doesn't know me!
*Father Richtsteig will do a live program called "Brigham Young's Vault!". It'll turn out, based upon historical evidence uncovered in an old bottle in this vault, that Mormonism was made up by a bunch of guys sitting out in a field one night drinking rye! Father takes to the lecture circuit and thousands of Mormons convert to Catholicism!!!
*The Hadleybloggers will FINALLY get a webcam and Mitchell will put all of us on UStream. Everyone will see how insane we all are and Blogger will shut us all down.
*Vincenzo will decide to eat only macrobiotic.
*Joe will find love and happiness.
*Laura will still be a honey and the best prayer warrior in blogdom.
*Nazareth Priest will be revealed as the older brother I never knew I had!!!
*Bede will release a You Tube video of herself singing "Rise Up Shepherd and Follow". She gets a record deal and Terry is pissed because he didn't ask her to sing backup on his disco album!
*Chris G will get a huge contract as the official photographer of a new book coming out called "Churches of the Archdiocese". She'll quit her day job!
*Crazy Mama and I, under the ruse of doing research, will attend an AOTM meeting in drag! The jig will be up when we are busted complaining about the food.
*Jesus will still have died for our sins
*I will still be the biggest sinner I know (step off, Terry and Larry (that's like Two of Three Stooges right there!)-though, perhaps, God willing, I'll improve something in 2010!
MORE Insights! (1/8/09):
*Swissy will begin to award CASH prizes for Weekend Kneeler Jeopardy! Archangel's Advocate, Ray and Vincenzo will sit on her blog 24/7 so they can be the first one to answer the question!
*Geometricus will actually say "no" to adding "one more thing" to his already crowded schedule. He will take a vacation with his family!
*Dan will chant during a Vespers that the Archbishop is attending! Dan will be named "Chant Czar" of the Archdiocese and charged with furthering chant in all parishes!
*The Roamin' Roman will return to blogging! You know you want to!