February 10, 2009

Chaos in Minneapolis!

Terry's fans take to the streets demanding to know the truth behind his absence!!!!!!

Rumors abound:

1) He's trying to solve the budget deficit in the City of Minneapolis by raising everyone's taxes except his.
2) He's on a retreat at an organic bunny farm
3) He fell on some ice in his backyard and wild dogs ate him
4) He's hanging out at the Sabine Farm cooking for Father Z
5) He's on a beach in Tahiti laughing at this entire post


Blogger Tom in Vegas said...

I’m sure good ol’ Terry is visiting a looney-bin somewhere in Minnesota to encourage his mentors to “hang in there” until their release date. Isn’t that nice of him? :0)

February 10, 2009 9:19 PM  
Blogger Adoro said...

Oh, I can lay this rumor to rest. Terry was the LAST PERSON to say, "Maybe your roomate is practice for living in community, eh, eh?", and when he saw my irritation, he ran away to hide and escape my crabby wrath.

I would run away, too.

February 10, 2009 9:21 PM  
Blogger Cathy_of_Alex said...

Tom: I sense some latent hostility towards Terry during his absence? :-)

Adoro: I think Furry Buddy ran away from you today too, Crabby Wrathed One.

February 10, 2009 9:31 PM  
Blogger Adoro said...

Nope, Fuzzy Butt is hanging out on the couch nappin' peacefully, very relaxed. I'd go crazy if I didn't have her!

February 10, 2009 9:34 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Who knew that so many of Terry's fans were zombies. You learn something new every day.

February 10, 2009 10:41 PM  
Blogger Cathy_of_Alex said...

Chris: True. Adoro: Also true.

February 11, 2009 6:32 AM  
Blogger SF said...

I miss him! I'm praying for him, but more for the tech guys so they get his computer fixed......:>

February 11, 2009 7:11 AM  
Blogger Cathy_of_Alex said...

SF: I know! Terry's wrath, if they fail, will be horrifying to see!

February 11, 2009 11:48 AM  
Blogger Christine said...


February 11, 2009 1:05 PM  
Blogger Argent said...

I vote Tahiti. It's warm there.

February 11, 2009 4:55 PM  
Blogger Terry Nelson said...

I'm A-ppalled!

(BTW - I bread my eggplant.)

February 11, 2009 5:55 PM  
Blogger Cathy_of_Alex said...

Ter: Sure, that old excuse.

February 11, 2009 6:15 PM  
Blogger Laura The Crazy Mama said...

Good response in the Spirit! Looks like you weren't the only one who objected to that article about hunting.

February 12, 2009 5:07 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I don't get "The Spirit" (wait, that sounds weird!) so I had to go "hunting" for what Laura was talking about! I found the column and your response online.
They lost me at "Global warming and its many consequences for all of us is a worthy topic." !!!
Your comments were well phrased and spot-on. ;D

February 12, 2009 5:36 PM  

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