January 28, 2008

Dirt on Ice

I hate to do this, I really do, but Terry revealed a deep secret of mine on his blog based upon this post of mine from earlier today.

Terry is a bitter and a sad man. He was never really in a monastery. No. He was in training as an Olympic figure skater for many years. He only said he was in the monastery and had taken a vow of celibacy because, well, he really had to come up with some reason for.....well....the photo below says it all



Terry was banned from the sport because he refused to follow the rules about costumes. He wore costumes that were suggestive and dangerous. But, he was too proud to conform. The last time he competed he dared the judges with this provacative ensemble.


Terry's defiance could not be tolerated and they had to let him go. It's too bad because his flying sit-spin/layback combination was a thing of beauty.

Now, Terry, spends his time at the local outdoor ice rinks, cutting chips into the ice and scaring little children. It's tragic, really.

10 Comments:

Blogger Vincenzo said...

"Terry's defiance could not be tolerated and they had to let him go."

A shame! Such a waste of great talent.

January 28, 2008 8:41 PM  
Blogger Adoro te Devote said...

Ah....dearest Terry. I could forgive his compuscience if it were not for his costuming.

I may never recover from this...

January 28, 2008 9:05 PM  
Blogger Ray from MN said...

That's at least 3 "LJ's", Cathy!

Don't forget, Adoro, that Terry used to be a bigshot at Dayton's in the halcyon days of olde. He probably knew lots of costume designers and would sneak into their studios and swipe feathers and bangles for his own designs.

January 28, 2008 9:33 PM  
Blogger Terry Nelson said...

YOU ARE ALL TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is so funny!

January 28, 2008 10:55 PM  
Blogger Angela M. said...

Bwahahahahahaha!

January 28, 2008 11:15 PM  
Blogger Tom in Vegas said...

Silly kids! LOL :0)

January 29, 2008 1:16 AM  
Blogger swissmiss said...

Didn't the Pope wear something with these colors awhile back. Terry must use the same costumer. Love the peacock feathers, not everyone can wear them.

January 29, 2008 7:43 AM  
Blogger Cathy_of_Alex said...

swissmiss: Gosh, I did not know Marini was now designing skating costumes!

oooo, bad cat, tee-hee.

January 29, 2008 12:27 PM  
Blogger Sanctus Belle said...

O I'm glad its been awhile since dinner.... :)

January 29, 2008 7:20 PM  
Blogger Christine said...

dang! where's Tanya Harding when you need her? :)

January 30, 2008 9:03 PM  

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