There is a Demon amongst us. He may be identified by triangular orange and black signs. That is, when he is inclined to set them out. This Demon exists to thwart us, to delay us, to frustrate and irritate. He laughs at our anger. He rubs his hands together at our unnatural finger positions. Sometimes, we see his acolytes, drinking coffee by the side of the road, oblivious to our despair. This Demon is particularly aggressive this time of year because he knows he only has a few weeks left before the Demon Frost will drive him back underground.
Christian: arm thyself with the MNDot road construction map, say a prayer to St. Christopher, and leave early!